Stacy had quadruple-majored in economics, biology, comparative literature, and Portuguese at Harvard, graduating summa cum laude, Phi Beta Kappa, with high honors, all while heading up the prestigious Unicorn Society. She earned a J.D. at Yale, then jetted to Britain on a Rhodes Scholarship, where she completed a thesis at Oxford-a Marxist critique of Heidegger, I understand. Then she scuttled to Cambridge to scribble off a Heideggerean critique of Marx. She used her MacArthur Genius grant to write Quirky Truths, a quirky coming-of-age tale about a young girl with lots of degrees.

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